Lies
My Parents Told Me
Shadows don’t make grown men cry
Widows don’t like light.
Your face will get stuck that way
But nobody will stare tonight.
It hurts me more than you
That toad will give you warts
Watermelons will grow in your tummy
There are no snakes in your fort.
A white stork left you on our porch
Wal-Mart carries your replacement parts
Money cannot buy happiness
But luck could make you smart.
If you pick your nose you’ll damage your brain
A bird is going to poop on your lip.
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